![]() ![]() But wait! Rock drops a bombshell: Dom’s dead girlfriend Letty is alive … and, yup, she was one of the aforementioned “highly coordinated” drivers. Obviously, you go with Plan B there.Ġ:44 Dom doesn’t want to help out - after all, he’s already rich, he’s living in a tropical location and he’s getting mounted by blondes. The Rock: So this is what 100 million buys? Wasn’t that hard to find you, Toretto.Ġ:25 Sweeping helicopter shot! SUCK IT, AFFLECK!Ġ:35 Our plot: So a team of highly coordinated drivers wiped out a military convoy, leaving the FBI with two choices: send either a team of Seal Team 6 dudes after them, or a top-10 most-wanted felon (Diesel) and a disgraced FBI agent who’s on the lam (Paul Walker) to find them. I can’t tell you how much I missed Dom Toretto.Ġ:11 Send this exchange right to the Oscar committee. IN!!! If there were a Sweeping Helicopter Shots Olympics for directors, I’d have Justin Lin as a -240 favorite over Ben Affleck in the finals.Ġ:08 Nobody pulls off the “being mounted by a hot blonde immediately followed by strutting outside and looking out to a panoramic ocean view while holding a beer” trailer montage combo better than Vin Diesel. ![]() But before you do, let’s break down the trailer for the sixth installment of the greatest action franchise of all time.Ġ:02 “The following preview has been approved for APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES.” I’m woozy.Ġ:05 It’s sweeping-helicopter-shot time. In less than an hour this morning, we learned Gus Johnson is calling the 2018 World Cup, Keith Law’s annual list of the top 100 minor leaguers was released (LEAGUE OF DORKS ALERT!!!!!!!) and the extended Fast & Furious 6 trailer surfaced on YouTube.
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